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pardy pardy pardy Aug. 10th, 2008 @ 10:56 am
party was tops although i do believe i consumed more sugar then alcohol but having a pre party preperation for the previous 24 hours consisting of 2 double shot latte's and 2 meat pies set me in a prime drinking condition. There was oh so many jello shots and the chocolate fountain and the stuff and the junk it was tasty. The party went to a reasonable time and i think i was asleep by 3 and then up at 8. Went into the growers markets briefly and said hello to em and then in the process remember i had no money so the plans to shop were thwarted so now I am back at home surveying party caranage. there appears to be minimal clean up to which is good and i get to have a breakfast of jello shots, pop tarts, sausages, cheese and caramel mudcake.

Now if i could just get rid of my chesty cough it would be all good.

Atleast i didnt throw up like Jesus.

arse arse arse Jul. 29th, 2008 @ 09:24 pm
Well that was a solidly craptacular soccer game i played tonight. I think i only got one decent shot and two decent passes. Hopefully i can skip out the next couple of weeks. work is grinding my gears all i can do is picture the ball as a frenchman and as a result i just belt it as hard as i can which doesnt help anyone, especially those who get in the way.

Jul. 27th, 2008 @ 01:37 am
damn you spaniards
Current Mood: cranky

Jul. 26th, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
hehehehe yay i watched speed racer it was tops. I kinda see why it flopped because its not like a normal movie. I think is was a brilliant adaptation of the cartoon i remember as a kid. Must try and track down the music video clip of chim chim in the credits that monkey is awesome mind you any monkey which can fling poo and wear a multitude of miniman outfits amuses me.

Only a few more hours till Cadel wins Tour de Pants must go find something else to keep me awake.
Current Mood: amused

Jun. 24th, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeee teeeeheeeee so very drunk cant even head shot the ok button on websites. absolut pear plus nuddie revive is teh tops
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With the exception of visits by Candy and the trip down to Rowany practice last night life is arse. I have so much stuff that needs to be done but i am fresh out of want to do it. Atleast i have beer and tea and steak
» meme to burn off the remaining adrenaline
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Inspirational poster "Silence is golden duct tape is silver"

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
4

BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Dignity, skin, blood and common sense. Not in that order but sometimes all on the same day

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Armour bags or 21" crt monitors

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope

BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yep, my god imagine how much of a tox i would be the day before. might be the reason i would die tho

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Sif Andrew isnt already a good enough name

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue or dark colours

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
And then some

DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes and long as i dont have to cuddle, that costs extra

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No i uses them lots

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes i am sure i can vocalise my thoughts enough that someone would write about them

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yeah but i shudder to think of what magazine would put out the invite.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Depends on how hot and if it is 1k plus medical expenses on the off chance it is real hotsauce in a real bottle

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Depends how the life is taken and probably who.

DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Mankyness

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes but its not something i could watch again and again maybe two-three times in a row and then i would get bored.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
There is always hardwood in this house, carpet to.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Have to stand in the current one sitting is only for the times you need to remember which alcohols are bad

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
2 pairs

LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you?
Tox

Q: Last person who called you?
Clare

Q: Last person you hugged?
Dunno i dont really do hugs.
» i came i saw i faffed
Finished AC tonight which is a mixture of relief and disappointment. The game itself was i thought quite good, there was a lot of repetetive stuff but the story line was reasonable not 100% predictable and best of all the graphics were on par with the violence, top notch. It will be interesting to see what they do with Assassins Creed 2 but thats a long way off and now i can devote more time to doing stuff other then relaxation. Bye bye relaxation until another year.
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Top work Australia Post, leave a note in the mailbox saying my package can be picked up from the post office at jesmond after crossing out the printed 4:30pm and manually writing 5:00pm only to turn me away at 5:01pm, why not leave a note saying pick it up tomorrow or you know let me in since there was already 5 other customers lined up and me holding up the package collection note should have been obvious as to what i was there for. I want my god damn topfield damnit.
» w0000 party
Party was most excellent last night. I only partially burnt food but given two bbq's on two different floors multiplied by my BAC and no one dying from food poisoning i am giving myself a 9 out of 10. Was most annoyed with the network however it was being quite the filthy trollop not wanting to stream music from the media servers, will have to investigate that.
House pulled up very welland 95% of the cleanup only took 30min so that to was also most excellent. Now i have to do work prep which sucks but given next week should be as close to a work related holliday as i am ever going to get i guess it is a reasonable trade off.
» oh so broken
at parents place doing some quick clothes washing whilst the washing machine does some back at the other house.

Throughly wrecked after the weekend. Started off friday night playing two games of hockey first game we were short 4 players and lost 3-2 second game I filled in for another team as they were short to the point they had to forfeit. Second game was far easier luckily Carb and Ness didnt drill the ball at me. My captain gave the umpire a warning to not interrupt any verbal stouches between carb and myself and that despite what was being said it was all in good fun despite the refs vehament protests that such things should never be said on the field.

Saturday was a mad pack the car and head to 12th night. Managed to bring the wrong power supply for my external hard drive to give to sharon and managed to leave the dvds for her in my other car.

Got stuff set up at 12th night it was to bloody hot, procured alcohol and sat back and enjoyed a fun even the courts were quite good definately not boring. Everyone packed it in early which was good cos i was stuffed and didnt want to pike to much.

In rained over night which made the morning painful as i was faced with packing the tent up wet prior to the tourney or after the tourney when i would no doubt be knackered. As history has shown me i always opt for the later and i always regret it. The tourney was loads of fun apart from the whole giving of rose token that wasnt as much fun and i think all the fighters by the end were just just telling the losing combatant go pick someone because they to couldnt decide who their token should goto. The day got hotter and hotter and it was around 32-34c by the time we were done and i am pretty sure that despite the liquid consumed managed to dehydrate myself so the trip back took 4 hours due to rest breaks brought on by salty eyes, head aches and arm arm twitches

Still no internets apologies to anyone trying to contact me i checked my yahoo mail ad there was some 582 emails 50% spam and a large number from mailings lists but i have sync'd my mail to my pda so i will try and read it tonight. Heres hoping the airconditioning is working tomorrow at work i need a rest

Viva le Bleu
» i can has german elite soldier in puppy form?
New years was quiet but the end result of it was that I am now in the possession of a well mannered well groomed miniature schnauzer. Das puppy was scared by fireworks, damn those local hooligans. Did about 50km of driving around valentine today according to my odometer and put up some signs. Candy came walking with me in the morning when we also found another stray but it was a cockhead spaniel and lacking any rope elected to keep the german dog. No phone calls as of yet. Will visit the vets tomorrow to see if it has been microchuped. Then it will have to stay in the laundry i think for the time being as I have to work in sydney tomorrow. If anyone reads this and wants to puppy sit they can message me on my mobile. It's house trained and generally sleeps from its activities today.
» bugger me
There be fish in our pond. I filled it with water as i had previously drained it to muck and mud level 4-5 days ago and when i went to start siphoning it out i saw atleast one little fishy about 2-3cm long swimming around. Little fucker wasnt eating the misquito larvae in the pond tho so might have to get some fighting fish in there to whip em in to shape.
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yah to much stuff to do to little time. bollox x bollox ^ bolloxlogn
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summary

back is fixed
1 goal scored in hockey 1 assist 1 nicely skun astroturf burned elbow
moving this weekend and next week
i love lamp
» ahaahahahaha
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trolling.png

so doing it
» i can has salet?
Woo it turned up. it is pretty it is my baby it shalt be named helmut. Got my work cut out for me tho if i want to make it sca legal tho i think but thats ok its dead sexy and sexy things dont have to be able to do anything.
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woo salet being sent today, had to go directly deposit money as perm transfer didnt go through :(

woo other exciting stuff to but cant reveal more until later. must not jinx it.
» sexy salet sexy salet, make my ugly mug go away, yay sexy salet
woooo to quote the seagulls out of finding nemo. mine!

http://home.armourarchive.org/members/valcerre/Sallet/

I think it has actually made my back pain go away for a bit woooot
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Damn my fighting combatant of a back. No idea what i have done to it but my god does it hurt like a mother fighter. Not sharp stabbing pains if i lie down my body just does not want to move eg i literally cannot situp or role over as opposed to trying to do so and being met with pain. Very odd maybe it just doesnt want to make me feel pain since i am so lovely.

It has improved since this morning i was able to get out of bed twice and am now a little bit mobile luckily the dining room table has high back firm leather chairs so i feel comfortable sitting on them. Sofa is fine unless i move then i am greeted by a throbbing ache. Much arse.

Got prototype bar cage patterned for my brothers helm going to try and do some website stuff shortly but i just dont want to sit still but i cant move but i dont want to sit still damn vicious cycle. Damn i am bored dont want to spend my fecking weekends not being able to do stuff.

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